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  <title>Joy's Fic</title>
  <subtitle>riverfox</subtitle>
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    <title>OMFG It's Worse Than Valley Girl</title>
    <published>2013-12-11T04:51:01Z</published>
    <updated>2013-12-11T22:23:52Z</updated>
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    <content type="html">&lt;strike&gt;I don't watch idiotic comedy movies, so I've never seen &amp;quot;I Love You, Man&amp;quot;.  Which is why I had a completely baffled, and disgusted (manage that one), expression on my face when James Earl Jones and Malcolm McDowall appeared in their latest brand name commercial, performing the new &amp;quot;teenage girl&amp;quot; slang.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I had to look up these idiotic &amp;quot;new&amp;quot; &amp;quot;teenage girl&amp;quot; slang abbreviations on Urban Dictionary.com.  Totes magotes/my goats, totes absorbs. ???&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Good grief, little bitches.  It's sickening when you say &amp;quot;O-M-G&amp;quot;, and it's completely disgusting that you can't fuckin' spell, but now you have this word abbreviation coming out of your mouthes that sounds like you're vomiting up backwards latin.  I thought only fictional satan worshippers did that.&lt;/strike&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Consider me an asshat.&amp;nbsp; And I sincerely apologize for offending anyone.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=riverfox&amp;ditemid=35504" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/&gt; comments</content>
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