50 Shades -- At The Risk Of Being Rude

I looked up "50 Shades of Grey" to find out what in the hell is the big deal. And I've found yet another bizarre pedastal for a bad fanfiction writer.

WTF people? Where's your taste gone? I got a copy I didn't buy and started to read. And OMG, seriously?

Seriously?

Who the frak betaed that and blew unwarranted sunshine up that writer's ass?

::iz disgusted::

First, sparkly non-vampires and now bad BDSM. What's next? Orry's children?

Well that's good for a LOL

Got this email. It's subject was fanfiction, so I figured it was a question. The email content had one line:

do you write fanfiction.

No question mark.

I dislike getting email without proper salutation and punctuation. It's one thing from a friend b/c you can ignore that. But a stranger tends to make me suspicious.

I answered anyway, saying yes, I wrote fanfiction, specifically slash.

The guy (it's a guy) said he's been wanting a het story and no one will write what he's looking for.

So I said that it all depends on the people involved.

He said he wants a sex story between Sam Carter and 17-year old Cassie's boyfriend, Dominic.

Erm, I said that he was barely in one episode and the pairing doesn't really give me anything.

He asked if I'd write it anyway.

I said I'm sorry, no.

And he replied with one word:

asshole


ROTFLMFAO! I had a feeling this loser would make me laugh. :)