OMFG It's Worse Than Valley Girl

I don't watch idiotic comedy movies, so I've never seen "I Love You, Man". Which is why I had a completely baffled, and disgusted (manage that one), expression on my face when James Earl Jones and Malcolm McDowall appeared in their latest brand name commercial, performing the new "teenage girl" slang.

I had to look up these idiotic "new" "teenage girl" slang abbreviations on Urban Dictionary.com. Totes magotes/my goats, totes absorbs. ???


Good grief, little bitches. It's sickening when you say "O-M-G", and it's completely disgusting that you can't fuckin' spell, but now you have this word abbreviation coming out of your mouthes that sounds like you're vomiting up backwards latin. I thought only fictional satan worshippers did that.

Consider me an asshat.  And I sincerely apologize for offending anyone.