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riverfox ([personal profile] riverfox) wrote2013-11-17 03:11 am

Well that's good for a LOL

Got this email. It's subject was fanfiction, so I figured it was a question. The email content had one line:

do you write fanfiction.

No question mark.

I dislike getting email without proper salutation and punctuation. It's one thing from a friend b/c you can ignore that. But a stranger tends to make me suspicious.

I answered anyway, saying yes, I wrote fanfiction, specifically slash.

The guy (it's a guy) said he's been wanting a het story and no one will write what he's looking for.

So I said that it all depends on the people involved.

He said he wants a sex story between Sam Carter and 17-year old Cassie's boyfriend, Dominic.

Erm, I said that he was barely in one episode and the pairing doesn't really give me anything.

He asked if I'd write it anyway.

I said I'm sorry, no.

And he replied with one word:

asshole


ROTFLMFAO! I had a feeling this loser would make me laugh. :)

[personal profile] freyasboy 2013-11-17 10:14 am (UTC)(link)
I believe he must have been referring to himself, as he is, in my humble opinion, a complete asshole!!!

Chris xx
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[personal profile] brootang 2013-11-17 11:25 am (UTC)(link)
It wasn't the infamous 'Jeremy Craword' doing the rounds again by any chance? There is a LJ page all about his requests etc:
http://jeremycrawford.livejournal.com/